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9 Reasons Not to Attend Law School

9 Reasons Not to Attend Law School
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Thinking of attending law school? It will make your family proud, give you a great education and the possibility of landing a great job. There are an endless amount of reasons pushing you toward a law degree including (hopefully) your own dedication and interest in law.

But Legal Geekery has posed a list to challenge your decision to attend a law school. They begin: "To preface, this is sort of a joke". The hilarity (and perhaps harsh truth) continues from there as they list 9 reasons not to attend law school. Among their reasons:

-You're just not as smart as you think

-Law-Cest

-Energy drink addiction

-Your friends are your enemies

-The curve is evil

Be sure to click here to read the full explanations of why you definitely don't want to attend law school.

Can you think of another reason? Let us know!

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